i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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