so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
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it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
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He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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