Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
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Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
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I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
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