No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
