Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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