VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
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