He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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