gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
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You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
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He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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