the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
you inspire me to be a worse person
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
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4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
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I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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