She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
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my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
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An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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