yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
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I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
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Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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