Best friends brother. Beat that.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
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