i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
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