Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
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