if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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