Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
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Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
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My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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