Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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