Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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