Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Randomize
