i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
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