Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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