i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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