Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
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We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
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Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
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