I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
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just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
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The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
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I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
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