he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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