maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
Jesus knows you're telling a lie.
Jesus stopped reading my text messages when I started drunk texting boys to hookup
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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