my mouth tastes like poor choices
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
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