all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
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Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
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I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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