I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
My pussy is not your playground.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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