We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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