Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
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So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
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tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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