This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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