How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
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Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
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March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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