I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
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Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
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He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
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