Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
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The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
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We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
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