we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
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