Dual....:-)
Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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