JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
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Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
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Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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