Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
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She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
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idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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