Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
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