I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
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