But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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