Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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