Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
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she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
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Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
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