Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
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woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
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Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
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