Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
So many bounce houses so little time
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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