Where are you?
In a non slutty way
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
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