During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Randomize
