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I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
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