I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
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remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
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Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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