I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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