I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
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He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
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I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
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