and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
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