Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
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based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
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my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
i believe in u and ur pee
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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